I’m going to be such an awesome grandma. I’ll be all like
"oh thIS IS MY JAM LETS DAN- Oh fuck there goes my hip again call jim."
i wanna watch a movie but i also wanna finish this book but i also wanna go to bed but i also wanna eat something but i also wanna finish that tv series but i also wanna drink something but i also wanna do something with my life
do you see my dilemma
if i was harry, i would have stuck a letter down the front of my pants and ran out on the front lawn bc
- the dursleys aren’t gonna chase me and cause a scene, it’d upset their pristine reputation
- if they DID chase me out, they’d have to put their hand down my pants to get to the letter and i’d just start screaming STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER and fuck up their repuation for real
you would kill voldemort in first year at that rate
shh. Its the dark lord we’re talking about here.